Five More Underrated Ghost Movies (For X-mas)
2011’s THE AWAKENING is a ghostly stunner that stars the ever reliable Rebecca Hall (also splended in 2020's NIGHT HOUSE) and was at least partially written by Stephen Volk the brains behind 1992’s essential made for TV mind-screw GHOST WATCH. The year is 1921 and hard nosed proto ghostbuster Florence Cathcart (Hall) is summoned to a boy’s boarding school thought to be haunted. An orphan herself, struggling with the memory of a fiancé who passed away, Cathcart gains a confidant and love interest in the injured and enigmatic Robert Mallory (Dominic West). The two eventually figure out that all of the ghostly activity can be summed up as the result of a child’s prank but just as she is preparing to pack up and go home everything in her world is turned on its head (and then some). This is a great looking movie with some very memorable visuals and more than a few outstanding performances. Anyone who enjoys a classic approach to haunting tales should seek it out ASAP (more HERE)
IN 2005’s FRAGILE, Calista Flockhart (I know we all want to forget ALLY McBEAL but she’s actually good in this) plays nurse Amy Nicholls who has recently started working the night shift at an unnervingly grim children's hospital that is in the midst of packing up and closing down. The children speak of a ghostly presence that lingers on the abandoned second floor named Charlotte who is creepily described as a "mechanical" girl. By all appearances this spirit seems to be raging against being left behind and has taken to smashing bones and throwing people out windows. Of course, nothing is as it seems, there is a mystery that must be solved and Amy must separate the hospital's woeful history from the guilty baggage she brought with her. Fragile goes to some seriously dank, dark and convincingly eerie, seriously scary places and like all the best ghost stories it has a tragic heart that plays with your sympathies as much as your fears. Directed by the hugely talented Jaume Balaquero who delivered the horrifying adaptation of Ramsey Campbell's THE NAMELESS, the flawed but atmospheric DARKNESS and the instant classic [REC] (Full review HERE).
2007’s WIND CHILL finds two young college students (Emily Blunt and Ashton Holmes who remain nameless throughout) who only vaguely know sharing a car ride to their respective homes for Christmas vacation. Strange behavior and paranoia eventually infest the journey and when the car crashes and the couple find themselves trapped in the middle of nowhere during a blinding storm, things get spooky. It’s admittedly refreshing to experience a ghostly tale that doesn’t utilize the old dark house setting and something about the idea of being lost and not being able to even clearly see a couple feet in front of you is genuinely unnerving. The resolution (or lack there of) may be too murky and undefined for some but I found the lack of definition sort of the whole eerie, dream-like point.
2016’s WE GO ON is from the same folks (Jesse Holland and Andy Mitton) who delivered the challenging YELLOWBRICKROAD (2010), It’s a wonderful ghost story that remarkably pushes the ancient art form into spaces I have never seen it occupy before. It's all about the pluses and minuses in believing in the great beyond and it pushes the idea that the further you step into the unknown the more you may find your safe seat of sanity dissolving in this plane. WE GO ON features the immensely talented Annette O'Toole (CAT PEOPLE) who deserves accolades and a half for her flawless work here. She's so darn good and she's in some fine company; Clark Freeman and Laura Heisler who were both in YELLOWBRICKROAD are welcome returners and as if we could dare ask for more, living legend character actor John (GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH) Glover is on hand to steal a few scenes too. If you prefer the chilly, cerebral, slow boil side of the horror bed you should tuck yourself into WE GO ON if you can track it down. It has so much more to offer than scares, it's the type of horror movie that keeps you up at night trying to close the doors it opened in your head.
2011’s found footage horror film GRAVE ENCOUNTERS works as a clever parody of your typical paranormal ghost hunting show. There's a phony shit shoveling psychic and an amusing scene where the host pays off a gardener to lie through his teeth about his experiences. The "Grave Encounters" crew (who stand in dramatic, ready-for-action poses) are filming their sixth episode in an abandoned mental hospital that they find out is indeed seriously haunted. What ensues, though never fully believable, is so fun and gleefully spooky that you'll feel like a kid running through a neighborhood haunted-house on Halloween. You know it's not real, but you can't help getting into the frenetic spirit anyway. Not only are the shock scares surprisingly effective, but this movie also plays with your mind pretty good too. The asylum turns into a trippy maze of sorts and things get eerily surreal and the feeling of being trapped is palpable. The authentic setting, not unlike the one employed in SESSION 9 is an indisputably unnerving place but unlike many films of its ilk the cast is likable enough that your stay in this maddening place will be if not peasant, than at least tolerable (more HERE).
Five Underrated Ghost Movies (For Christmas)
I’ve always been envious of the British tradition of sharing ghost stories around Christmastime and lament that America never took up the custom as well. I guess that in the states ghostly happenings got regulated to the Halloween holiday so that Christmas could focus on truly frightening things like family dysfunction, rampant consumerism and celebrating Santa’s penchant for home break-ins and animal enslavement. The fact is (hey, I googled it) Christmas, much like Halloween has Celtic origins and both hinge on the belief that on specific days the veil between the living and the dead is especially flimsy. So why don’t we kick that snitching elf right off the shelf and focus on the chillier side of the holiday season? Here are five ghostly movies that you should check out if you haven’t…
1989’s aptly titled THE FORGOTTEN ONE is a haunter that somehow slipped through the cracks even though it boasts an impressive rock solid performance from horror royalty Terry (the 1987 classic THE STEPFATHER, 1988's hidden gem PIN) O’Quinn. Mourning his recently deceased wife, author Bob Anderson (O’Quinn) moves into a lovely Victorian house and slowly becomes dreadfully aware that the joint already has an inhabitant in the form of a voluptuous ghost (THE HOWLING's vixen Elisabeth Brooks) with an ample grudge. Skeptical love interest/neighbor Barbara (the always welcome Kristy McNichol of WHITE DOG ('82) and DREAM LOVER ('86)) tries her best to be supportive (ya gotta love a gal that helps you dispose of a corpse) but soon fears her potential beau has flipped his lid. Things get a bit convoluted in the climax thanks to time traveling doppelgängers and I certainly could have done without a superfluous depiction of a kitten’s death (c’mon, man! I'm trying to relax here! ) but the initial build up is surprisingly creepy (in fact, early encounters with the spirit are genuinely unnerving) and the three central performances are worth it alone.
In THE SKEPTIC (2009) Tim Daly (of the excellent Stephen King miniseries STORM OF THE CENTURY) plays Bryan Becket, the title skeptic who inherits a most impressive old house from an Aunt who has kicked the bucket. Bryan is a grounded, rational lawyer who is proud of the fact that he believes in nothing. You won't be surprised to learn that he ends up having to reevaluate his worldview when once in the house he experiences what appears to be ghostly phenomenon. An eccentric psychic named Cassie (Zoe Saldana of 2014’s ROSEMARY’S BABY remake) convinces Bryan to let her stay in the place too and together they learn that it's Bryan himself who is haunted by a dark past (Full review HERE).
Directed by Lewis Gilbert (who I’m indebted to for 1983’s EDUCATING RITA) and based on a book by James Herbert (who I’m indebted to for 1982’s DEADLY EYES and its army of dachshunds dressed as rats) 1995’s THE HAUNTED features Aidan Quinn ( shout out to 84's RECKLESS) as professor David Ash who lives to debunk the paranormal funk and is notorious for pointing out the strings that make phony baloney ghosties float. That is until one day when he is persuaded to travel to a palatial estate to prove the joint’s weird occurrences are likely more the result of a frantic nanny’s senility than anything otherworldly. There he meets pretty Christina (Kate Beckinsale of the UNDERWORLD franchise) who clearly has a thing for him and her two eccentric brothers (Anthony Andrews & Alex Lowe) who clearly don’t. We’re surely in familiar territory for most of the film’s runtime (that’s not necessarily a bad thing) but there’s a few tricks up this flick’s sleeve than one might guess. Its fiery conclusion, though no longer the shocking revelation it once was, is still a rug pull that lingers in the mind.
Hey, I was just talking about 2000’s spooker BELIEVE (over HERE) and now I am singing it’s praises once again. This meek yet affable PG rated adolescent ghost tale may not provide the most frightening scares but it’s well shot, well meaning and it consistently entertains. It’s sorta like Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys meet THE LADY IN WHITE (1988) and it features two of my favorite Canadians HOUSE OF WAX’s Elisha Cuthburt and the legendary Andrea Martin of BLACK CHRISTMAS (’74) fame.
1944’s CURSE OF THE CAT PEOPLE is well honored classic and hardly underrated but I’m going to include it here because I don’t see it mentioned enough when discussing supernatural Christmas films. Audiences expecting more of the same in this sequel to Jacques Tourneur’s psychosexual CAT PEOPLE (’42) were in for a bit of a surprise as rather than featuring feline transformations it centers on Amy (Ann Carter) the young daughter of the first film’s surviving couple (Kent Smith (also excellent in 46's THE SPIRAL STAIRCASE and Jane Randolph) who befriends the ghost of her father’s troubled first wife Irena (Simone Simon), much to her parents chagrin. The debut film directed by the great Robert Wise (who delivered arguably the greatest haunted house movie of all time, 1963’s THE HAUNTING), this thoughtful rumination on the plights and terrors of childhood is pure visual poetry. When poor Amy isn’t dealing with her less than supportive parents she must contend with a sinister spinster, a frightening old house, alienation from her classmates and even the headless horseman (more HERE)!
BONUS FLICK: All this ghost talk has gotten me pining for my yearly watch of 1982’s GHOST STORY which is based on what I would say is my favorite horror novel of all time of the same name by the late great Peter Straub. Now, this epic phantasmagorical book certainly would be much better served with a miniseries treatment but the existing film has got a great cast, gorgeous effects (thanks to legends Dick Smith providing jaw dropping make-up and Albert Whitlock delivering incredible matte paintings) and the overall bleak, chilling small town atmosphere is truly remarkable. A group of elderly men (the likes of Fred Astaire, Melvyn Douglas, Douglas Fairbanks Jr. and THE FOG ('80)’s grumpy John Houseman) who call themselves “The Chowder Society” gather together to frighten each other with terrifying tales of the supernatural but the scariest story of them all involves a secret from their own past that involves a beautiful woman named Alma (an off the charts ethereal Alice Krige) who just happens to be back from the dead to settle a long standing score. Put it in my veins (and haunt HERE for more)!
Name That Trauma:: Kevin M. on a Movie Theater Murder
Hello there!
Maybe you can help me out with this one-I only remember this from an afternoon TV preview commercial for an upcoming horror movie they were going to be showing on TV and the part that sticks with me is a woman in a movie theater going to wake up her friend and discovering blood (I Think) and that her friend is dead and she starts to scream. I always had it in my head that it was "He Knows You're Alone" but now I'm not so sure.
Thanks for any help!
Kevin M.
Recently Viewed: Smile 2, The Pack, Oddity, Mr. Crocket, Heretic and Panic in Year Zero
SMILE 2 (2024) is a confident slam dunk of a sequel written and directed by Parker Finn who skillfully expands upon the trippy paranoid universe he created in 2022’s SMILE and its precursor short film LAURA HASN’T SLEPT (2020). It’s a well crafted continuation that underlines and solidifies the power of the earlier entry while broadening its scope and still gifting the viewer with an entirely fresh and unexpected experience. Following the brutal demise of the previous films’ lone survivor SMILE 2’s mysterious crazy-making death curse attaches itself to a young celebrity pop star named Skye Riley (spunky triple threat Naomi Scott). Riley is a bit of a Lady Gaga wannabe who in pure moralistic cautionary tale fashion procures the demonic hot-potato grimace hex by attempting to purchase drugs (directly in opposition to her her current sobriety reliant comeback). Who can blame her though? Her dance routines are elaborate and she severely injured her spine in a drunken car accident that took the life of her famous actor boyfriend Paul Hudson (slyly cast Ray Nicholson, Jack Nicholson’s son who certainly has epic creepy smile etched into his DNA). Many compare the SMILE set-up to the invisible menace in IT FOLLOWS and it’s easy to see why but it also favors the FINAL DESTINATION franchise in its format, various BODY SNATCHER flicks in its overall anthropophobia and don’t mind me, I also get strong THE BOOGEY MAN (’80) vibes as well. That said, SMILE 2 kicks the insanity can further down the road than ever before with innovative maniac-mob dance hallucinations, teeth grinding gore, and a THE SUBSTANCE-esque late in the game monster reveal (not to mention it also features the ever reliable Rosemarie DeWitt playing Skye’s overbearingly concerned mom-ager). It’s a rare blessing to come across a sequel that perfectly compliments its previous installment without stepping on any toes and this worthy wonder is such a generous second helping it even provides its own toe-tapping banger-heavy dance-pop soundtrack.
Based on a novel by David Fischer, 1977’s treat-worthy THE PACK is a surprisingly suspenseful animal attack horror thriller helmed by Robert Clouse who is better known for the martial arts classic ENTER THE DRAGON (’75) and the unforgettable quirk bomb that is GYMKATA (’85). WALKING TALL (’73)’s lumbering Joe Don Baker is Jerry, a regular guy in the process of moving his boring family to isolated Seal Island (Actually, Bodega Bay California, the recognizable filming location for both THE BIRDS (’63) and THE FOG (’80)) not knowing that a bunch of despicable slobs have abandoned their pet dogs there and that said canines are so starved for Alpo they have assembled into a doggy mob who live in an abandoned barn and are not above hunting for human flesh when hangry. Even though this predicament could be easily fixed by I don’t know… FEEDING THE DOGS, Jerry and a rag tag crew of mostly unlikable local residents exasperate matters further at every turn and continuously stumble into the chomped up fates they so rightfully deserve. As you may have guessed I am team dog all the way and thoroughly enjoyed watching this furry horde chomp the humans clods into kibble. I also loved the mostly dark, rainy weather, the cozy barricaded homestead on display and was also very impressed with how the various dogs were presented with distinct personalities ranging from menacing to heroic to heartbreaking. Some of the animal in peril scenes got a bit iffy for yours truly but I’m going to take the Humane Society at their word that the film was heavily monitored and even assume that all the adorable good boys and girls involved had a great time filming it.
Damian McCarthy’s ODDITY is about a blind psychic shopkeeper (Gwilym Lee, excelling in a duel role) who specializes in cursed objects (a’la FRIDAY THE 13th: THE SERIES) who gifts a notably horrifying looking mannequin (think PIN (’89) meets THE FEAR (‘95) to her brother in law and his obvious mistress who are clearly responsible for her twin sisters death in some capacity. ODDITY has atmosphere to burn, a supremely potent supernatural vibe, haunting, alarming visuals, superior performances and a remarkable, innovative score. Sadly, the pedestrian story is basically the same plot as just about every episode of TALES FROM THE CRYPT and is less than convincing when dealing with basic human nature (what lunatic would even allow such a mannequin intheir home?). Overall it’s genuinely spooky but prepare to stifle your common sense for best results.
MR. CROCKET was a kid’s show in the nineties that was sort of like Mr. ROGERS meets BARNEY meets Bill Cosby’s PICTURE PAGES meets PEE WEE”S PLAYHOUSE but with a palatable for modern audiences heavy dollop of FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S and your standard faux-show creepy pasta mixed in. You know I’m all about the marriage of cute and creepy and Brandon Espy’s Hulu original (based on his short film of the same name) consistently delivers on an aesthetic level offering deliciously gory old school practical effects along with its cartoon-y death-furries, colorful off-kilter settings and amusing animated inserts. Mr. Crocket himself (as excellently portrayed by Elvis Nolasco) is a fun and Freddy-esque trickster demon who can bend reality at will and is laudably committed to avenging his own traumas and punishing those who basically line up and beg to die. On paper, I should be sitting snuggly right inside of Crocket’s nerdy nostalgia dipped pocket but I have to say something just doesn’t gel here. The overall movie suffers from the human characters being less dimensional than the puppets and never sufficiently anchoring things with a believable reality to contaminate and warp. It’s still offers an amusing enough time but somehow even with all the right ingredients baked in, there’s magic missing and its less than the sum of its intriguing parts.
In HERETIC, two young Mormon women (Sophie Thatcher & Chloe East) go door to door on a stormy day attempting to recruit new followers. Any guardian angels they might have are sleeping on the job when they hit the doorstep of Mr. Reed (Hugh Grant) who entices them indoors with half baked lies involving blueberry pie and a wife who is non-existent. What follows is a philosophical battle of wits that involves religion, board games and pop music plagiarism and culminates in the revelation that the faithful ladies are trapped with a madman with a spiritual axe to grind. Scott Beck and Bryan Woods’ limited setting psychological thriller's strongest selling point is the above par acting of its three leads. Grant has grown more credible in his curmudgeon-fueled later years and both Thatcher and East are worthy and charismatic sparring partners. There are more than a few unexpected twists and turns to this thoughtful Rubik’s cube of a film but viewer’s enjoyment will surely hinge on their tolerance for the talky subject matter that can be at times fascinating and at other times tedious. This is more of a rainy Sunday afternoon creeper than a rousing nail biter and I’m not sure I even buy its premise (both missionaries seem way too bright to even get into this mess in the first place) but in my book, the performances alone keep things consistently interesting.
The late great Ray Milland (Oscar winner for THE LOST WEEKEND (’45) and hilariously brilliant in personal favorite THE ATTIC (’80)) directs and stars in 1962's PANIC IN YEAR ZERO, a super ahead of its time apocalyptic road movie. Milland is Harry Baldwin a suburban everyman who takes his family (which includes wife Ann (THE ASPHALT JUNGLE’s Jean Hagen), daughter Karen (SPIDER BABY’s Mary Mitchel) and a young Frankie Avalon (GREASE) as son Rick on a fishing trip in their small camper. The trip gets off to a stinky start when they witness worrisome bright flashes and then a much more worrisome mushroom cloud over Los Angeles thanks to somebody dropping an atomic bomb. Traffic is too clogged to go back and save granny (sorry!) so the clan figures it’s best to continue to their cabin in the wilderness destination where they might observe the end of civilization from a distance. As you can imagine, the Baldwins journey is is filled with many a hardship including still more lamentable traffic, untimely price gouging on gas, roving rapist hooligans and the ever present threat of radiation sickness. Not a great fishing trip at all but at least they brought a suddenly very useful rifle! This movie is dark, gritty and has little faith in humanity and suits my pessimistic nature just fine. My only regret is that I wasn’t lucky enough to catch it on late night TV as a kid because it definitely would have been a go-to favorite for me over the years.
Traumafession:: Lily D on Pencil Face & Other YouTube Oddities
Hello to Kindertrauma! I’ve recently discovered this site and absolutely am in love with the charming early web aesthetic! I’ve browsed through stuff on the site and I really felt like adding my own thing. Forgive me if this is worded very awkwardly, I’ve never done anything like this before.
First thing’s first, I am part of Gen Z, specifically of the group that (unfortunately) grew up on the Internet. YouTube was basically the main course of entertainment, mainly since I wasn’t allowed on sites that weren’t approved, not that I listened. Having unrestricted access led me to being a daily visitor to the weird side of YouTube. Obviously, this did not go well.
One of the more legendary videos of weird YouTube was none other than SCADshorts’s “Pencil Face”, a short film about a girl who discovers a rather smug life-sized pencil. The face on the pencil was already scary enough for little me, but my morbid curiosity just wanted me to keep watching. This pencil was able to make the girl make her drawings come to life, such as a cake and a kite.
That is until she thinks of a lollipop and tried to draw it with the pencil, only for a black hole to appear and having her get sucked in. I was incredibly sensitive as a child (and still am) so seeing that just really upset me. I never enjoy the idea of a child or an animal getting hurt.
Next YouTube video is a more relatively obscure one that I thought was lost media. The video is called “Head Flushed Down Toilet” uploaded by Joel Wise. I don’t think I really need to explain why it scared the hell out of me. That distorted face and the way the woman just mercilessly flushes it down the toilet… certainly an early YouTube video! The uploader did not deserve that much hate over a silly little video, though.
Speaking of videos considered fake, the sculptures of artist Patricia Piccininj were pretty much everywhere on videos talking about human-animal hybrids and similar, while some were in it just for the funny. Shortavi’s “WORLDS MOST UGLIEST WOMEN.” video contained one of the creatures from Piccinini’s Leather Landscape piece. Safe to say, it haunted me for days, if not months, and seeing it move just only made matters worse. I’m an art major and I honestly find it funny how some of my traumas were linked with art in some way.
Being that this is already long enough, the last video I’ll be mentioning is the one and only “I Feel Fantastic”, originally uploaded to YouTube by Creepyblog in 2009. There’s a full source of the video the clip came from that was uploaded by Yitz a couple of years ago as well.
I was a young and impressionable child that got spooked by anything out of the ordinary, and the sight of Tara the Android really struck a nerve in me. The rumors surrounding the video did not help, either, since it seemed to be common for early YouTube culture to immediately assume something unusual had to be related to serial killers. Saved Tara for last because she’s become such an icon of Gen Z’s Internet trauma. She forever lives on in our hearts… even if she terrified us originally.
That’s all I have. Wanted to keep it as short as possible. I’m probably an odd one out since i haven’t really seen anybody else write about stuff on the Internet that scared them. Strange how much time changes, huh? Thank you once again. With love, Lily
Terrifier 3
I’d like to be able to tell you that TERRIFIER 3 is not quite my cup of tea but then I went and slurped that putrid cup of tea down and thoroughly enjoyed it so I can’t. I respected the first two gore-happy TERRIFIER flicks that featured Art the clown (portrayed by David Howard Thornton whose hell-mime performance is beyond reproach) as decent enough edgy diversions (so too writer/director Damien Leone’s anthology debut ALL HOLLOWS EVE (2013) in which Art is portrayed by Mike Giannelli) but this new, more potent outing gave me something that I won’t forget too soon. Part of the reason it clobbered me so is because it’s mostly set on Christmas (I’m an Xmas horror fanatic) but the main weight of its body slam on me was due to the fact that I saw it in a packed theater and the audience’s excited, nearly giddy trepidation was palpable. Well, it turned out Leone’s sicko manifesto made me feel unsafe and challenged for its entire runtime which brought me fondly back to my earliest days of watching forbidden horror on VHS and sneaking into theaters as a kid to behold repulsions I wasn’t sure I could endure. BTW, I was kinda mortified (though not too surprised) that a couple brought their children with them to this unrated yuletide bloodbath. The oldest child couldn’t have been more than ten! I thought I was surely privy to a ground zero kindertrauma event and that the kids would drop like flies fleeing to the nearest exit (I at that age surely would have, I barely made it through JAWS) but when this cinematic onslaught of entrails completed, the entire family (and their last name wasn’t ADAMS) stood up and clapped while laughing maniacally. It was both a relief and more than a little bit disturbing.
If TERRIFIER 3 had only physical violence to offer I probably wouldn’t have been that effected (this was illustrated to me by the fact that I was more distraught about a rat being injured than any human (you know how I roll)). Beyond the wince inducing physical mayhem, Leone conjures an astonishing thick brew of truly malevolent deranged delirium (and it’s all deliciously dunked in clashing grainy and sparkling hues reminiscent of CHRISTMAS EVIL (’80) and SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT (’84)). I was honestly more taken aback and unnerved on a bad mojo level by Art’s corpse-y female cohort’s lipless grimace and the absolutely gruesome dilapidated home the rotting duo hibernate in than almost anything else. A tone is set early on (strangely enough by Art’s squirming about on its on accord, decapitated head) that exactly zero rules apply and the game board could be mercilessly knocked off the table and stomped on (like a poor rat) at any time. It really feels like a no holds barred, punk as hell, assault on normalcy in general that is bizarrely equally as liberating as it is psychologically assaulting (it’s probably for the best that poor misguided (but well-meaning) Siskel and Ebert did not live to see this day but it’s fun to imagine their jaws dropping through the cloud floor of heaven anyway). Will I ever watch this demented chaos grenade again? At first I thought definitely not, but then I remembered those seedy, unflinching mad dog dives into depravity from my youth (looking mostly at you MANIAC (’80), NIGHTMARE (’81) (which this film especially mirrors in its mad eeriness) and PIECES (’82)) that over the years morphed into adorable naughty puppies in my mind and then I wasn't so sure (who am I kidding? I’ll probably watch it every Christmas but sadly alone because there’s no way Aunt John could ever withstand it; dude tapped out of TURISTAS ('06)). I’m not saying this is the finest of film-making (Even at two hours, it still cheats a shortcut to its climax) but its pure audacity, refreshing transgressive nature and clear love of its intended audience shine brightly. One thing is for sure, like it or not, Art the clown is here to stay. Hey, every generation deserves its own horror icons and if earlier generations find them appalling, amoral or in just plain bad taste, well, that’s all the better!
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