Kinder-Coloring Book :: A Very Happy Days Halloween

One of our main focuses here at Kindertrauma is exposing our readers to the best in contemporary literature. Recently while antiquing (that's code for shoplifting) in Piscataway, NJ, we stumbled across this tome that coyly describes itself as a "Happy Days: Coloring & Activity Book." Even though it did not come with the Oprah seal of approval, we picked it up anyway on account of the fact that we're so avant garde (that's code for illiterate). How could we pass up this treasure when the cover sports a photo of the Fonz attempting to break into HEATHER O'ROURKE's apartment? (See image above). Little did we know that beyond several stories depicting the Fonz's spiraling out of control sex addiction that there was also a tale just perfect for this time of year called "The Halloween Party." We admit that the ARNOLD'S sponsored get-together depicted looks innocent enough on the surface, but you can tell that this shindig is about to get all sorts of bacchanalian. So why not print out these pretty pictures, put on the soundtrack to LOST HIGHWAY and get coloring!!!! (Click the pictures to make them grow and remember: Kidertrauma is not responsible for its reader's mental welfare after images have been viewed).