What really scared me was an episode of Space 1999 called DRAGONS DOMAIN. A tentacled monster with a glowing eye that howled or screams would grab with its tentacles, shove you underneath and you would come back a smoking husk of a body. It could materialize inside your ship and phasers did not work on it. I am now an adult, I bought the episode and it still creeps me out
Author: unkle lancifer
MANITOU
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A Cyst that nobody dared to prick
Strasberg was really sick
She had the MANITOU
And now
Tony can clearly see
The Indian legend is real
They call it MANITOU
A million strobe lights flash
and what's that for…
a meteor?
an everlasting curse
It bursts through her eye
I don't know why
MANITOU, MANITOU
(it's not very clear)
It's MANITOU
(it's not very clear)
It's MANITOU
MANITOU your B-cast can not act
for you MANITOU!
The dwarf
he flies in the sky with no feet
he's someone you don't want to meet
starring in MANITOU
Mrs Herz
one part that didn't bore
she floated across the floor
right out of MANITOU
A million films are made
and this is one
it's kind of dumb
How do you describe a turd
using just one word?
have you not heard?
MANITOU, MANITOU
(that ice looks fake)
in MANITOU
(really a lizard suit?)
in MANITOU
Thank god it's done, GRAHAM MASTERSON
wrote MANITOU
Now that it's through, I want part 2
of MANITOU!
Ants
- The little kid who falls into the ant infested dumpster
- The ants make a b-line to a sleeping SUZANNE SUMMER's dirty pillows
- The helicopter blows poisonous ants all over the crowd that has gathered to observe the rescue
- The greedy guy (GERALD GORDON) freaks out and tries to make a third story jump into the pool and …ouch, misses!
Kinder-news:: Fanning banned from Traumatot Award!
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Kinder-news:: Elmo doll threatens child's life!
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The Brotherhood Of Satan
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  After a picnic is called off due to a sudden shower, Ben Holden (CHARLES BATEMAN) his girlfriend Nikky (AHNA CAPRI) and his little girl K.T. (future phony Jan Brady GERI REISCHL) find themselves witness to a brutal car accident. They report the incident in a nearby town only to find the inhabitants of said town hostile and verging on insane. Once more, all attempts to flee the area are nixed by supernatural forces. Seems oldster Satanists have infiltrated the community and they need X amount of tots to complete a body switching ritual and lil K.T is primo material.Having watched this PG-rated 70's Satan flick years ago on VHS and being mostly unimpressed, I have to say the DVD presentation is another story altogether. Vibrant colors, bizarre camera angles and a generally unnerving atmosphere diluted by the pan and scan edition are here perfectly represented. The story structure is indeed off putting, but it adds to the general sense of confusion and non-reality that becomes a strong point for the film. Hallucinations, nightmare logic and loose ends swirl in a molten mixture of pure post-ROSEMARY'S BABY, Me-decade occult-infused surrealism. Don't expect answers and don't expect a victorious climax. BROTHERHOOD OF SATAN is more interested in slowly crawling up your spine than having you at the edge of your seat. I have probably used the adjective "creepy" on this site a thousand times, but after watching this nonsensical dance with the devil in its proper aspect ratio, I have a brand new appreciation for its meaning. What we have here is an under-appreciated classic that demands revaluation.Â
- Toy tank is used to flatten car
- The nutzo crying baby doll that shakes and kills
- Nicky's crazy dream
- The horseman statue that comes to life and causes a decapitation
- The priest checks out some MONSTER BRAINS worthy satanic illustrations
- STROTHER MARTIN (SSSSSS) blissfully bounces off the walls as the leader of the coven. The final scenes with the elderly standing next to the children that they will soon inhabit is as humorous as it is disturbing
TRAUMAFESSIONS :: Christopher Youngblood on Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark
As kids we always see things differently than we do as adults. I remember the film DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK a made for TV horror movie from the 70's starring KIM DARBY. This was a bit different than most made for television movies because this one was actually scary! Those little creature things SCARED the hell out of me when I was young and they were some smart little bastards as well! I have recently watched this movie again I will admit that it did not have quite the same effect on me as it did when I was a kid. Even still, the creatures (Which I have called Prune Heads for years) are still pretty damn creepy. This film is still the scariest "made for television" movie that I have ever seen.
Christopher Youngblood is a regular contributor over at the always excellent RETRO SLASHERS!
Official Traumatizer:: Director Juame Balaguero
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UPDATE: Read about JUAME BALAGUERO's contribution to the television series 6 FILMS TO KEEP YOU AWAKE HERE!          Â
The Devil's Rain
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- Who can resist the cast? Besides the already mentioned SHATNER, LUPINO and SKERRIT you also get ERNEST BORGNINE as villain Corbis and my new hero EDDIE ALBERT!
- That weird genie lamp thingamabob with all the damned inside
- Sheriff KEENAN WYNN shows off his new peepers
- A great unhappy final shot
Trauma-tune:: BLOODY BIRTHDAY 1979
Kindertrauma's interweb BFF, Buzz, the genius behind the immortal CAMPBLOOD, and the au courant HOMO HORROR BLOGTASTICO unearthed gold recently and it was just so kinder-fantastic we had to share it with you, our dear readers. Â Behold the wonder that occurs when SMASHING PUMPKINS have a BLOODY BIRTHDAY…