Category: Haunting Acquisitions

Thanks to our good pal Carriewhiteburnsinhell for teaching us about the art of abduction without using her dirty pillows for once (ugh…obviously the bon-bon chomping Aunt John is dictating this to me from a nearby chaise lounge.) Anyway, check THESE OUT and check out Carriewhiteburnsinhell too! 

  

Q:What do we love better than bad '80s horror novel covers?

A: Bad '80s horror covers with creepy kids on them! These three specimens were found over at BEYOND THE GROOVY AGE OF HORROR in the BAD BOOK COVERS section and guess what? There's plenty more. They even have (gasp!) good horror covers, crazy comics and more groovy images than you can shake a baby rattle at. So go check them out, but make sure you have plenty of time to kill!

Your aunt john came home one day to find this piece of folk art dominating the living room:

Scared shitless by its overall creepiness, I questioned unkle lancifer about its provenance, to which he replied, "It's a one-of-a-kind Brian Fancy!" I've learned to live with the little Bopster, but during those first few weeks, I swear I could feel its steely, serial killer gaze on the back of my neck. That, and it seemed to move from room to room on its own volition.

This is a scan of the bank my parents bought for me in the Holy Redeemer Hospital gift shop when I was born.

I think it inadvertently set the tone for my sense of humor during those formative years.

Mixed media by Lance Vaughan