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Kindertrauma Funhouse :: Decade Round-Up!

Posted on By unkle lancifer

Since it's New Year's Day, I thought I'd share 20 swatches from the posters of 20 of my favorite horror movies of the last decade. Can you guess the movies?

Disclaimer: There are a lot of great movies missing from this list (I don't think there are too many left field surprises though). I'm not claiming that these movies are superior to any others, just that these are the ones that resonated the most with yours truly for whatever arbitrary reason.

Furthermore, because I try to have an open mind rather than a stagnant one, my opinion is subject to change at the drop of a dime. In other words, take it all with a grain of salt. I'm already regretting not including the fascinating HOSTEL based solely on my bitter feelings toward its director (by the way ELI, enough with the texting, if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.), THE DARK HOURS (simply because I don't think many people have seen it.) and the genre-defying masterpieces MULHOLLAND DR. and IRREVERSIBLE.

I also think (with one exception) that I was prejudiced against newer titles just because it's way too soon to say whether I'm madly in love or just crushing on them.

Also: If you don't feel like guessing, leave a comment telling all of us about your own favorite films of the decade anyway. One commenter is going to win the beautiful noir comic THE CHILL by JASON STARR (art by MICK BERTILORENZI) courtesy of our pals at DC!

Kindertrauma Funhouse :: Black Christmas Scramble

Posted on By unkle lancifer

Oh No! Billy the beloved homicidal maniac from BLACK CHRISTMAS has finally been arrested! What's worse is that his capture occurred on the very same day that Canada decided to reinstate the death penalty! Billy's only chance to avoid death by Canadian electric chair is to plead insanity but to do that, he's going to have to recall the events of BLACK CHRISTMAS to a court appointed Canadian psychiatrist!

Can you help Billy remember the correct order of events? I'll get you started by revealing that 1=C (the title card) but what about the next 10? C'mon kids, Billy's counting on you!

NOTE: If you could give a crap about Billy's fate leave a guess or comment of some sort anyway because Aunt John still has a couple more awesome Kindertrauma logo t-shirts (sizes M, L, or XL; winner's choice!) to give away and anybody can win.. just a leave comment and you are in it to win it!

Kindertrauma Funhouse :: Xmas Horror

Posted on By unkle lancifer

Would you just look at all these stills from Christmas themed horror flicks I scrounged up! How many can you identify?

If you're not sure, feel free to guess. If you don't care to guess, leave a comment telling us which Christmas movie (horror or otherwise) is your favorite!

One lucky commenter is going to win a fabulous Kindertrauma T-shirt sort of like the one worn below by Kinderpal Taylor!

Note: The Kindertrauma prize t-shirt will be white and size medium, large, or extra-large (winner's choice!) with the same artwork as the one Taylor picked up at Kindertrauma Mart.

Also: The winner will be announced tomorrow so that everybody will get a chance regardless of time zone! (Step it up Left Coasters!) Good luck to all!

Kindertrauma Funhouse: Doing Time At The Overlook

Posted on By unkle lancifer

With winter approaching I am now planning my annual trip to the Overlook Hotel. One thing I've learned not to bother packing is my concept of time. Can you put the below images from THE SHINING in the correct order as they occurred in the film? (For example: 1=K) There, I've gotten you started ( 2-11 are yours to do.), now I must go and finish my novel; it's about how all work and no play makes ya kinda dull…

If you don't know guess! One random commenter is going to win a Kindertrauma goodie box filled with 2 DC comics (House of Mystery & Victorian Undead) 2 DVDs (SAMURAI PRINCESS and the Aussie vamp flick THIRST and the coolest prize of all, a size large T-shirt from the kick-ass movie FRAYED!!! (Check it out HERE.)

Prove you still have some of your marbles left and start piecing together what happened when… NOW!

Kindertrauma Funhouse:: The Fine Art Of Friday The 13th

Posted on By unkle lancifer

We just did a FRIDAY THE 13th themed Kindertrauma Funhouse not too long ago but no matter; today actually is Friday the 13th so we have got to pay our respects! This one should be easy for you FRIDAY fans out there but make sure you play along because one lucky commenter is going to win my extra (slightly used i.e. watched once) special edition copy of FRIDAY THE 13th PART VII: THE NEW BLOOD!