UNK SEZ: Can you believe I have to go to jury duty today? If you were an innocent person would you want me deciding your fate? If what I've learned from a zillion sitcoms is true, this could last all day. Worse yet, I have not finished any of the posts I was working on and now you dear reader are screwed and left empty handed. But wait! I wouldn't do that to you! I'm going to leave you with the horrifying chiller PSYCHOPHOBIA! This movie has the worst (meaning best) dubbing you will ever hear and it is sure to make you as happy as a not very terrified clam! Take care, be good and jump over HERE!!
Damn Unk, where did you get my wedding picture? 😉
I've managed to weasel out of jury duty for 8 years, I'll gladly spill my secrets…….for a price BWAHAHAHA!
Secrets? Just get a doctor to write you a note. I've been getting out of jury duty for years on medical reasons.
YAY, they didn't want me! I think it was because I said that I would be less likely to believe somebody if they were a cop (which is true). Mostly the whole day was Camp Kafka summer school.
I can't believe they still make people put their right hand up and swear to God. That stopped working on me when I was ten. All ya got to do is in your head say "Hey God, I'm so going to lie right now so ignore it and I'll explain why later." and he's totally cool with that.
But I didn't have to lie… 911 truly is a joke.