Hey! Check out that shop-link up in the upper right corner of this here page! Now you can own tons of official Kindertrauma merchandise! Are you frequently accused of being unfashionable? Maybe you need a Kindertrauma T-shirt! Does your coffee taste gross? Maybe you need to drink it out of a Kindertrauma coffee mug! Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it and give it some Kindertrauma magnets! What a great way to better your life and support poor people (who aren't getting any younger) at the same time! There are currently three designs; one for every human mood! They make great gifts and the holiday season is approaching! Don't be the last on your block to be Kindertraumatized! SHOP NOW!
Three cheers for Halloween 3 – my favorite! I just sang the Silver Shamrock commercial theme on a radio interview a few days ago! Best treatment of bratty children in a movie ever (runners up: "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" and the heart-warming "Beware – Children at Play"). Any movie that began with a script by Nigel Kneale (no matter how cannibalized) is tops with me!