This has been driving me crazy for years. I remember seeing a movie or T.V. special that centered around a young girl (possibly British) teaching what appeared to be monsters (people in costumes) all about Christmas. It may have been on Showtime. It wasn't so traumatic for myself, but deemed un-holiday like for my other relatives.
AUNT JOHN SEZ: That sounds ho-ho-horrible! If anyone knows the answer to Eugene's Christmas query, please email it to us or leave it in the comments.