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Official Traumatot: Heather O'Rourke
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Dear Heather, by rights you should have been our very first TRAUMATOT but we were at a loss to try to find the words to describe your Herculean influence on KINDERTRAUMALAND. You owned POLTERGEIST, and though some say you toy-phoned in your performances in 2 and 3 to that we say …P'SHAW! Our only wish is that we could have seen you in parts 4,5 and 6!!! Â
Summer of Fear
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INDELIBLE SCENE(S):
- Sundance the horse freaking out at Rachel's big show
- Rachel's speedy transformation from awkward teen stage to full-blown Garbage Pail Kid face
- Julia seducing the father
- Rachel and Julia's throwdown in the darkroom
- Julia's bewitching color contacts
Baby Bop
Your aunt john came home one day to find this piece of folk art dominating the living room:
Let's Scare Jessica To Death
Poor Jessica, she just got released from a four month stay at a mental institution and she ain't feeling so great. I guess riding around in a hearse and making crafty tombstone rubbings on tissue paper isn't as therapeutic as you'd think. ZOHRA LAMPERT not to be confused with TYNE DALY stars as the twitchy title character in this spooky and subtle sleeper. She along with her long-suffering husband BARTON HAEYMAN from THE EXORCIST have just escaped the chaos of New York and bought a beautiful house in the New England countryside. They've even brought along a bug eyed walrus-faced pal named Woody to help with the apple orchard. Yes, all Jessica needs is a little fresh air and some peace and quiet and maybe she'll stop having those nasty audio and visual hallucinations. When they arrive at what is referred to ominously as, "The old Bishop place" they find an ethereal red headed squatter named Emily. You can tell this film takes place in the seventies because instead of shooting her in the face and calling the cops, they invite her to stick around, drink some wine and play MELANIE type songs on her guitar. Inevitably hubby and hottie hippy chick share horny glances and Jessica begins her nosedive into full blown madness. You'll be right there with her because the most impressive thing about this movie is that it locks you into it's unreliable narrator's head and it does not let you go. There's a near constant clammer of subtle and not so subtle sounds, creakings, moanings, whispering voices, some are Jessica's "Don't tell them, they won't believe you!" and some are not, "I'm in your blood!" There's also an overwhelming sense of internal isolation that brings to mind CHARLOTTE GILMAN's famous short story THE YELLOW WALLPAPER. The plot is as evasive as a wraith. It goes from psychological thriller to ghost story to vampire tale and back again and it's impossible to put your thumb down on what's really going on. Unlike most films where the audience is asked to view things miles ahead of its protagonists, you never have any more information then Jessica does. We begin and end our story with Jessica floating in a small boat pondering what she has experienced– "Nightmares or dreams, madness or insanity, I don't know which is which…" Don't be surprised if by film's end you wind up in the same perplexing boat.
INDELIBLE SCENE(S):
- The mute waif roaming the woods
- Murder of the mole!
- Emily coming out of the water
- Discovering Woody on the tractor
- Waking up encircled by the creepy, scarred townsfolk
The Black Hole
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 INDELIBLE SCENE(S):
- The introduction of Maximillion
- Perkins trying to protect himself with a book and failing miserably
- Reinhardt and Maximillion merging atop a cliff and making a scarab-like silhouette
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Children of the Corn
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INDELIBLE SCENE(S):
- Opening coffee shop massacre
- Hamilton comes face to face with "the blue man"
- Horton gets bitch slapped by a stalk of corn
- "OUTLANDER!"
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Lady in White
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INDELIBLE SCENE(S):
- The coat closet
- Lady in White's first appearance at the window
- Lady in white coming down the stairs in back of Haas
- The killer revealed in the station wagon
- "Have you ever seen a dream walking? Well I did…"
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Race With the Devil
This seventies action/horror hybrid was a late night television mainstay in the eighties. Any kid happening upon it while switching channels was instantly glued to the sofa right up until the nightmare-inducing finale. PETER FONDA, WARREN OATES, LORETTA SWITT and LARA PARKER play two couples looking for a little R&R in a righteous R.V. Instead they stumble across a depraved satanic ritual in full swing. At first the inebriated pals think they've lucked out and discovered a hippie orgy — that is until the masked leader of the coven brandishes a blade and guts a naked nubile necromancer like she was a carp. Loud mouth Loretta exposes the camper full of witnesses and there starts a harrowing cross-country road rally that would humble MAD MAX. Economic, inventive, and filled with some the best car chases you're likely to see, RACE also invokes one of the best paranoia moods this side of ROSEMARY'S BABY. Almost everyone the couples come into contact with as they try to flee the cult, from trailer park oldsters to toothless hillbilly car mechanics, seems to be a possible buddy of Beelzebub. Even if you tried to resist this old school thrill ride, the soundtrack itself will grab you by the collar and pull you along with it. Complete with a hopeless ending that modern test screening audiences would jettison in a heart beat, this wrong place, wrong time movie gets everything right.
INDELIBLE SCENE(S):
- Witnessing the sacrifice "That's not rough, that's choice!"
- The fate of Ginger the dog
- Kitchen o'rattlesnakes
- Kick-ass Fonda in Sonny Bono garb, taking care of business atop the R.V.
Dark Night of the Scarecrow
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INDELIBLE SCENE(S):
- When it comes to playing heavy-set heavies, CHARLES DURNING is the king dick. His portrayal of postman Hazelrigg is so convincingly creepy, I jump each time I see him press his pudgy nose to the window with the paper skull decoration at the church dance
- Death by wood chipper, followed by a shot of a dollop of jelly plopping on Hazelrigg's plate
- The close-up of Bubba's eyes behind the scarecrow mask when he is found hiding
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