I'm traumatized just from that pixelated little clip. Imagine how utterly goddamned horrifying it must have been to see that monstrosity face to face. That kid didn't have a buzz cut — his hair just shrivelled up and snapped off at the roots.
ndlesdream
15 years ago
Penh-very funny regarding the kid's hair! As for the commercial, I'm sorry, but does anyone else get the sinking feeling that this is sort of a "how-to" for kidnappers? "All you have to do is a lame imitation of a character a child might like, give out lots of unwrapped hamburgers, and -snap- you just got yourself a victim!" Even the kid in the commercial still sounds a little unconvinced about this whole strange scene when he's talking to "Ronald".
That's f'd up, yo.
I'm traumatized just from that pixelated little clip. Imagine how utterly goddamned horrifying it must have been to see that monstrosity face to face. That kid didn't have a buzz cut — his hair just shrivelled up and snapped off at the roots.
Penh-very funny regarding the kid's hair! As for the commercial, I'm sorry, but does anyone else get the sinking feeling that this is sort of a "how-to" for kidnappers? "All you have to do is a lame imitation of a character a child might like, give out lots of unwrapped hamburgers, and -snap- you just got yourself a victim!" Even the kid in the commercial still sounds a little unconvinced about this whole strange scene when he's talking to "Ronald".