Back in grade school, one of our recess ladies, Ms. Fontaine, had feathered blond hair and a scratchy voice. She always reminded me of Callahan, Oscar Goldman's secretary on the BIONIC WOMAN. After catching the episode where Callahan revealed herself to be one of the FEMBOTS, I made countless excuses so I could spend recess indoors. I was convinced Ms. Fontaine was a robot, and I was too terrified to go outside and play tether ball when she was there.
Editor's note: Hey Bryan, whatever you do don't look at THIS!